I just had some Fun Dip for the first time in years. That's the candy where you dip the stick in the flavored sugar.
I don't know if it was while I was licking the stick, or when I was repeatedly sticking it in and out of the pouch, but suddenly it all felt oddly sexual.
Even the name is a pretty good euphemism. "Tonight I'm gonna give my girlfriend the Fun Dip!"
Other "sexual" candies include:
# Hershey Kisses
# Blow Pop
# Mounds
# Cadbury Toffee Vagina
My Fun Dippin' did not end well, however. I was happily going at it until the top of my stick just broke off, long before the pouch was finished. Hmm... why does that sound familiar? Oh well, I dunno!
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